He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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