is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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