ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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