Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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