He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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