Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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