dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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