he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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