i permit you to call me
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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