You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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