she is the kim kardashian of front butts
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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