his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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I could tell my life story through kermit memes
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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