their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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