When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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