Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Randomize
