i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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