Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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