in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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