You're my little dorito
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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