but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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