She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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