glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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