8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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