Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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