i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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