i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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