I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
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They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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