u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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