The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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