guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Randomize
