my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
