And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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