He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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