Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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