oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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