Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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