My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
