it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
