one might say we're banned from that church
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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