I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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