it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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