sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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