it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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