Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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