paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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