I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
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and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize