I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
