he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
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Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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