Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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