how can u be prego again
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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