I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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