Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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