well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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