Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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