So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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