no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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