as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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