stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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