real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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